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  • Sep. 12th, 2009 at 1:30 AM


okay. result is out. all i can say is it taste like sour gummies. first it taste sour then it became sweet.
the sour part is GPA is still at one point something. sweet part is NO SUP PAPER! i guess it is more sour than sweet. I has become someone who is unambitious. looking at my life in a different light. living it at a slower pace. well its holiday. then raya its still holiday after raya.

in another note: life been pretty mundane. its so mundane, i can make it interesting. that's why i didnt blog.

let's play a game called: "If You Have A Thousand Dollar"

If I have a thousand dollar i will buy..
T-shirts.
Shoes.
Slim cut jeans or pants.
Books
Mp3
Hours of Fifa 09
Swatch watch
Arsenal home kit.

okay. if you have a thousand dollar, what will you do?
think think lah.

~done dey~

take that syahida!

 

procrastination kills

  • Jul. 29th, 2009 at 11:56 PM
exam in 1 month time.

lecture quiz is tomorrow or today in 2minutes time(11.58)

die!

stop time and let put on my contact lens.

oh ya. in another note.

there's three things i really cannot tahan

one: breaking my trust.

two: broken promises.

three: not giving the respect everyone deserve.

any of the above is carried out, youre out of my life.

~done dey~

a pact we made that can never be undone.

  • Jun. 19th, 2009 at 10:35 PM
a friend of mine told me that he made a pact with this girl. if they are single by 28, they are going to get married.
so let just say i think i was a great idea.

read the post which i type about a self-proclaimed cute girl which just got a new handphone. and yes we made the same pact. but this time when im 28, she's 26. well, she is has a good wife material in her. loves to nag, scary and can defence herself and the kids and of course me.

we both think it is a good idea. both of us not going to die an old hag. might as well marry someone you are comfortable with and live a comfortable life. the love can be develop. right? right?  as what barney stinton would say:

Legend...

wait for it..

wait for it..

Dary!

Legendary!

okay2 im joking about all that. but really if you think about it really really hard, it is a good idea. you might even realise the girl you make a pact might be the one for you. even if it dont work out, it doesnt affect you or her in anyway.

~done dey marking the day~









maybe not.








cicak lizard.

  • May. 30th, 2009 at 8:46 PM
i dont know why, everytime a cicak and I in the same room, we going to have what nadia say: EPIC FUNNY MOMENTS. from being mistaken a cicak for a ghost and to being pooped at. life never the same since then. everytime i see a cicak, i will start to get all funny inside and i started to get orgasm and stuff. i know. life is strange.

just yesterday, while i was using my laptop, all of the sudden! a brown cicak crawl past me. guess what i did.
i scream like a litte human with no stick. and then i stared into space for about 3 and a half minute.  after that, life resumes.

FYI, cicaks at the dunglow, are huge! so if anyone has a number for cicak extermination. sms me the number!

oh ya. riding on a bike with no box is very2 scary. i swear i could been flung!
and kaypoh people should die
and people who dont care about other people stuff should rot alive.

~done dey~

make or break.

  • May. 13th, 2009 at 11:14 PM
SIAL AH!
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THIS YEAR THAT IM FEELING SO FREAKING NERVOUS!

freaking first time. 
 
AH! FIRST time!

seram!

takut!

scared.

afraid.

shit!

shit!

happiest guy tomorrow?

fucky you bus driver.

  • Apr. 20th, 2009 at 1:04 AM

here's a comic strip of what happen at siglap just now. dont judge the drawing.
oh ya thanks to my cousin, you can click the drawing if you cannot see the words.

~done dey~

appreciation.

  • Apr. 9th, 2009 at 12:05 AM

i was looking through the files in my mp3 that is stored for safety in case my laptop broke. and it did. Thank God for making me store all the stuff. and i chance upon a file "poem" so i clicked it:

You tell me all about your happiness

But you keep all your sorrows in your heart

You never want to open up and you say that you’re alright

I just want to let you know

No matter how strong the wind may blow

I’ll hold you close and keep you warm

Cause your sorrows and joy are mine to hold.

I thank you for all that you’ve done

Telling me that everything’s fine.

I want to thank your for all this while

 being a friend i can never find better than anyone else in life.


when i read it the first time, i moved me, the second time it makes me think. why the hell i said to her things so childish even a child thinks its childish. well im here to show my appreciation to ITA PRANATIH.

thanks for everything you have done for me. with your childish acts that makes me happy and frustrated sometimes, you did mould me into the person i am now. i know you going to be bored reading this again as i said to you tons and tons and millions of times, "when you need me, you know where to find me."

like how you feel about me, is the same like how i feel about you. AS A FRIEND( haha. dont want people to take it wrongly.)
sorry for the anti-climax

~done dey~

polar-oid

  • Apr. 8th, 2009 at 1:26 AM
Today or maybe next wednesday, i will be getting a new polaroid camera! it's new for me but for the seller is old. well who cares anyway, it is in working condition and its cheap too! so for people who dont know what is a polaroid i got pictures maybe a picture.


the picture is damn cool lah!


*NOTE* not related to the post. it reminds me of my childhood days. FREDDO!


This is a polaroid! nice right!


*for fatin, im listening you your advice. be happy about it. hahaha

~done dey~ recumbent!  -.-

dud ville.

  • Mar. 31st, 2009 at 10:35 PM
Simpang today. with shaik, ridhwan, rhaimy, prakash and ameer. so as we were sitting around, a guy in army uniform came and sat. suddenly shaik and ridhwan started to laugh. as in laugh out loud. i was clueless. so i asked them:

Me: what so funny?
Wan: you go see his name.
Me: okay.
saw his name as E Tan.
Me: E Tan?
Wan: what E Tan. go see properly.
I saw the full name and i laugh until i got 10 packs! powerful man!

what i saw: S E Tan. for people who is blur. Ahem2. i shall make it clear.

SETAN! in malay, SATAN in english.
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French movie is the shit right now. watch Amelie!
http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=6157000142288629261&hl=en&autoplay=1

that the link for NADIA. i give you abit of the script.

so amelie was on top of a building and she has a weird thought: how many couples are orgasming right now.
*moan groan*
Amelie turns and look at the camera and said: 15.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

i'm feeling quixotic. i dont even no what it means.

~done dey~

freakless. mindless. hairless.

  • Mar. 29th, 2009 at 12:37 AM
i feel like cutting my hair!

i know right. you guys will be saying " i told you so." or better " finally taufiq wants to cut his hair."

but right.

since you all going to say that right.

i won't be cutting.

=]

~done dey~

feel like acting cute.

  • Mar. 20th, 2009 at 3:35 PM


reaction of a bunny when the porcupine said: " i wish i have big eyes like yours."

survivor. short and sweet

  • Mar. 16th, 2009 at 1:39 AM
First time going for gig, but i dont know what the hype is all about. maybe because the people there are not lively and nadia and fatin talking camera language makes me go bonkers. but taking pictures is fun especially when the setting are all set. thanks for the pointers ass!

i cried watching survivor. Well they receive letters from home seh.

EH WAIT. im that emotional? haha. if you are shock, i am more shocker!

~done dey~

fumbled with words.

  • Feb. 22nd, 2009 at 3:47 PM
locking my wallet which has the clé to the room is sure not funny. and i need my wallet to go out in 10 minutes, so i called my dad. he said he has no spare key and he was like macam mana? i was like in my head. dont ask, if you cannot help. so i said its okay. and eureka! since the wallet is just 1 meter away from the window, i stretch for it but then i realised im short. and my arm length cant be one meter right.

so i sat under a buddha tree, and i got enlightenment, i open my eyes and i saw two shapes of a umbrella; one open and the other close. AH! i said. so i  take two umbrellas and walk down to my room. firstly, i take one umbrella and poke through the window and open it up. next i use the other umbrella to push my wallet to the open up umbrella and the rest they say is history!

after that highly challenging moment, i met up with fatin the estella the tomcat the housecat and finally a bestfriend. wow. you sure have alot of nicknames, cut down cut down! I studied she ate. i studied she read. i studied she talked i studied she watched so practically she does nothing lah. haha. had dinner at swensens. hella great time with her. the only turn off is her heart shape ulcer on her lips.

met up with the orange sherbets and groupie called nadia except for zahri the bassist and marlina khai the other groupie and who is also a ninja. they finally got the tickets!! (see below)



there's a MAJOR typo! the tickets is seven dollar not six! je répéte! SEVEN dollar. SORRY for the typo!
ze orange sherbets debut gig! so support!

as usual, estee lahdee can mingle with everyone! so cool lah!
we went to below the library. we laughed and laughed. aqilah and nadia parted with us. so we went to bugis again, to send off hilya.
go THE swatch shop! send off fatin. and off we go taking 12!

OFF NOTE: the self proclaimed cute girl got a new phone! I like!

~done dey~

thank god!

  • Feb. 14th, 2009 at 12:33 AM
Today is sure a happy day. got back my wallet with god help! =].

Inertia. my bag hit a nyonya head. i smiled when i apologised. haha. Thank god, my bag weigh a kg.

a softcore joke! Quote from Syazwan.

"Why a softcore porn called softcore?"

"Because it doesnt make you hard!"

and she answer with ease.

~done dey~

the two hours of shit.

  • Feb. 9th, 2009 at 12:04 AM
Arsenal drew.

I saw a lesbian couple PDA-ing. if you got two power boobs, i dont mind you putting at your butch ah. but if you have a chest as smooth as marble tile, please dont act like you got jolie's boobs. please.

while waiting for the bus, a van pass by, and it got a fucking NEON light at the bottom! FUCK! you think you got a skyline is it? things that stupid people do.

~done dey~

mukabuku

  • Feb. 2nd, 2009 at 12:07 AM
Facebook is fucking addictive! and you always kept asking me to stop. like i said to you. youre the priority!

and what friendster says:

If you are starting a new romance, be sure to give it all the energy it requires.

YOU> facebook.
eating energy sure helps. =]
so it strucks me. 
 
~done dey~



weird and quirky.

  • Jan. 30th, 2009 at 11:30 PM

So today was a lepaking day. met syazwan, syafiq, zahri, aqilah hilya and marlina! while they had a akustiks session, as usual me and syafiq with zahri take pictures and lepak at jetty.

so we walk back and i saw aqilah has change her place. so what the heck right? WRONG! the cicak was feeling revengeful to me. even cicak use EBUDDY! suddenly, a feel something falling on my head. i thought it was a rain drop ah. i look up. and i saw a cicak smiling at me!

SHIT YOU CICAKS!

then we all feel hungry so we take a bus. and i saw this hot chicks ah. but once she speaks up ah, i nearly peep on my pants! a voice of an alpha male man! MALE! so we were standing and zahri was talking about elfa. and was like "Elfa boy or girl ah?" and that heshe stared at me. i nearly died man! marlina2 see you started it by say wrong species! thank god we survive the ordeal! and you know that Mr. tetek tricked me sia! i thought shehe was talking to IT friend on the bus ah so i turn back and look around. i dont see a fucking tranny around man. and i suspect an old man ah. maybe he is the pimp!


but no. actually IT was talking on the phone. like mr tetek should have been more whispery2 so that we wont know she a fucking
alpha male!

oh ya! i had a revenge on the cicak! syazwan crush it with the chair leg.

IRONIC MOMENT!

i dont know that i have a skill in rolling cigarettes! my first time rolling it and it was a masterclass.a few more is still powerfull! all of them are jealous ah so i roll all of them 1 stick each for the guys and 2 for the girl.

had fun. decent conversation. =]

~done dey~

friendship

  • Jan. 29th, 2009 at 11:48 PM
Another emotional post. short and sweet. okay maybe just short. not sweet. just plain bitter.

I came to realise that people especially friends come and go. you will meet new friends and also lose friends. as if we have alimit to how many friends we can have per person.
so if like that, i wont be making new friends if it makes me lose my current friends.

so note to myself: let go of them. it's normal that way.

so unbearable. tsk.

pinky

  • Jan. 25th, 2009 at 11:24 PM

Before anyone show me the 'no-link' handsign, let's clarify:

The little finger, often called the pinky in American English and pinkie in Scottish English (from the Dutch word pink, meaning little finger), is the most ulnar and usually smallest finger of the human hand, opposite the thumb, next to the ring finger. Taken from WIKIPEDIA.

Yesterday, i followed syaz and band for a jamming session. EYE-OPENER! eh wait, more of EAR-opener! they went to this jamming studio called Beat Merchant at Bugis. they got a room right up the attic. after everybody settles down and all, i became DEAF! i got culture shock sia.
With the room so small like the size of a three single bed, it's surprising how they manage to squeeze in all the equipments plus 5 people. and everybody realised that it was hot and humid in there so they start to play a song from katy perry hot and cold. oh the irony! then the person in-charge came up to me and show me his pinky! i was like" are you impersonating dr evil or something?" Note: dr evil is a nemesis of austin power. you know the bald guy.

okay back to the story, then i stand up and pose like mr austin and said: yea baby yea! i guess the guy now know that im a first timer and he showed to the band his pinky again. the pinky sign actually means last song! aiyo mat yoyo!

Advice from a guy who make a fool of himself yesterday: when you are at the jamming studio and a guy comes up to you and show his pinky, please dont pose like Austin Power. i swear i heard Dr. evil laughter. Oh ya! when you are surrounded by musically knowledgeable people, don't say "mystery jets? is it a game?" i wish i was dead when i heard all of them laugh.

smelly feet and small air-conditioned room dont go well together. i nearly killed everyone inside. haha.
~done dey~

ten january.

  • Jan. 12th, 2009 at 7:02 PM

the day started with me being pissed off about soccer.
then off to city hall with shaik azhar and the bubbleboy, mathir!
we go play guitar hero and fifa 09 which i thrashed everyone 20-0. well it's my birthday.
oh ya! shaik bought me a birthday present! the only person. guess what?



POKKA LYCHEE TEA!

haha. anyway thanks rich ass bastard!
then we went to sheesha with shaik's friends consist of hidayah, hidayah's cousin, hidayah cousin's sister, hidayah cousin's sister's friend, shaik's friend and i think hidayah's boyfriend.
then shaik wanted to pataporn, so azahar send a few which i checked for quality. ebony being the best rated. so go for ebony! smirk*
so after that, we and azahar went off and someone vomitted on the road. a guy called badang drink it all up and he say: I LIKE!

then while waiting for mrt, i saw her again! well i smiled at her.

ending the day with a smile. just the way i imagined.
~done dey~